pathan funny jokes in free sms text message,Pathan eak dafa bakra zibah karr raha tha

Pathan eak dafa bakra zibah karr raha tha Jab zibah karnay laga 
To confuse ho giya kai parhna kiya hay?
Ek lamha sochnay kai baad churi chalatay huway josh se bola
                                   HaPpY bIrThDaY t0 u

angraiz or pathan funny jokes, Angraiz pathan sai What is ur name ?

Angraiz pathan sai What is ur name ?

Pathan : Resspect flower

Angraiz : what

Pathan : Yara eak to aap ko eanglish bhi samj nahe aati 

                                                    Ezzat Gull

Funny sms in typing about toothpaste,Kya aap ke tooth paste mai namak hai ?

Kya aap ke tooth paste mai namak hai ?
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Agar hai to thori Haldi, Mirch or imli dal kar chtni kue nahe bana lete
Bruch kai sath break fast bhi ho gaye ga

pathan funny question of urdu in sms mobile typing text message

Pathan se kisi ne pucha: Aqal bari hai ya bhens
Pathan thori dair sochnay kai baad: Hum ko pagal mat samjho 
Phlay dono ka date of birth btao

Aadmi funny sms in typing on going to hospital,Eak admi ki tang k ihadi toot gaye

Eak admi ki tang k ihadi toot gaye Hopital giya to wahan dossray aadmi ki dono tangay toti dkh kar bola 
                                    Kia aap ki 2 biwiyan hai

2 pathan funny sms text message,2 pathan pehli dafa umrah karnay gaye

2 pathan pehli dafa umrah karnay gaye
Dono khana kaba ka tuwaf kar rahay thay Asar ki azaan huwi 
Or dono bahir chalay gae masjid dhondnay

Hindu funny sms of hinduism,1 hindu road pe ja raha tha

1 hindu road pe ja raha tha ke pathan se takkar ho gai
Hindu : shamma cahta hun 
Pathan : shama to hum bhe chatay hain lekn is ka baap nahe manta