Pathan eak dafa bakra zibah karr raha tha Jab zibah karnay laga
To confuse ho giya kai parhna kiya hay?
Ek lamha sochnay kai baad churi chalatay huway josh se bola
HaPpY bIrThDaY t0 u
Showing posts with label Pashto Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pashto Jokes. Show all posts
Thursday 22 November 2012
Wednesday 24 October 2012
pathan funny question of urdu in sms mobile typing text message
Pathan se kisi ne pucha: Aqal bari hai ya bhens
Pathan thori dair sochnay kai baad: Hum ko pagal mat samjho
Phlay dono ka date of birth btao
Pathan thori dair sochnay kai baad: Hum ko pagal mat samjho
Phlay dono ka date of birth btao
Thursday 11 October 2012
2 pathan funny sms text message,2 pathan pehli dafa umrah karnay gaye
2 pathan pehli dafa umrah karnay gaye
Dono khana kaba ka tuwaf kar rahay thay Asar ki azaan huwi
Or dono bahir chalay gae masjid dhondnay
Dono khana kaba ka tuwaf kar rahay thay Asar ki azaan huwi
Or dono bahir chalay gae masjid dhondnay
Hindu funny sms of hinduism,1 hindu road pe ja raha tha
1 hindu road pe ja raha tha ke pathan se takkar ho gai
Hindu : shamma cahta hun
Pathan : shama to hum bhe chatay hain lekn is ka baap nahe manta
Hindu : shamma cahta hun
Pathan : shama to hum bhe chatay hain lekn is ka baap nahe manta
Wednesday 10 October 2012
1 pathan nai khait mai gandam ugaye punjabi funny video and pathan funny jokes
1 pathan nei apne kait me parindo sai tang aa kar putlay ki
jaga Iltaf bhi ki photo laga di ...........................................
Parinday phiclay saal jo gandam le gaye thay wo bhi wapis day
gaye
jaga Iltaf bhi ki photo laga di ...........................................
Parinday phiclay saal jo gandam le gaye thay wo bhi wapis day
gaye
Tuesday 9 October 2012
Pathan funny joke in sms text message,Pathan bakhra zibah karne laga
Pathan bakhra zibah karne laga to confuse ho giya
kai parhna kiya hai ? Ek lamha sochnay kai baad
churi chalatay huway josh sai bola
Happy birthday to you..!!!!!
kai parhna kiya hai ? Ek lamha sochnay kai baad
churi chalatay huway josh sai bola
Happy birthday to you..!!!!!
Saturday 6 October 2012
Funny urdu joke and funny dialoges between a mother and a his son, Larka burqay wali ko chaitay huay
Larka burqay wali ko chaitay huay Jahan
sabzi wahan Dalda
Kesi ho meri
khalda
Burqay wali:Ghor sai dekh manhoos Na dalda na khaldame hun teri walda
Pathan funny sms in weeding pic of nirmal baba and baba ranjit
3/4 paindi pasidi
Cha warta owaile pasi na baba
Wail za pakpala
hum tang shawe yam Khu pa di card ki lekale di
Che 9 bajo na tar 12 bajo pure dodi da
Animals funny dialoges of dogs and jakals in running
gidarano ta
ye owel che ma da charganu lisence raoray day.
Nuro gidaranu day
kpal bacha jur kroche kala kale ta laral nu dogs
warpase shwal yao gidar warta owel che Bacha salamat lisence
warta okhayay kana
Gidar warta owail
kpe obasa da tol be taalema de
A crow stolen a piece of meat from a man funny images funny images with funny words
Yao mula na karghu ghwakha otaktawala
Mula karghu la awaz warko we ghwaka wapas raora gene pa
loudspeaker waim che kaeghu halal dai
Mula karghu la awaz warko we ghwaka wapas raora gene pa
loudspeaker waim che kaeghu halal dai
Teacher aur student funny jokesand sms in etyping and dialoges between them
Teacher : Btao wo kon si aorat hai jis ko 100% pata ho kai us ka shohar kahan hai
Student : Bewa aorat
Student : Bewa aorat
Prnicipal aur student kay darmyan funny dailoges in sms text messages
Principal : Tum late kue aatay ho tumharay classfellows to time par aatay hain
Student : Group bana kar to kuttay aatay hain sir
Sher to akela aata hay
Student : Group bana kar to kuttay aatay hain sir
Sher to akela aata hay
Thursday 4 October 2012
The funny dailoges between a Pathan and a american
American: Can you swim?
Pathan : no
American : Dog is better than you because it swims
Pathan : Can you swim?
American: Yes why not
Pathan : What is the difference between you and dog
Ge0 PaThAn
Pathan : no
American : Dog is better than you because it swims
Pathan : Can you swim?
American: Yes why not
Pathan : What is the difference between you and dog
Ge0 PaThAn
Ek pathan aur panjabi ek shadi mai ek sath bethay huay thay
Ek shadi me pathan or panjabi ek sath beth gay chawal kai sath murgha bhi rakha hua tha chawal pathan ki taraf tha pathan nai os tray ko ghumaya or murgha apni taraf kiya
Panjabi : kya kar rahe ho khan sab
Pathan : da hendu bacheya khpe ye kable ta wi
Panjabi : kya kar rahe ho khan sab
Pathan : da hendu bacheya khpe ye kable ta wi
Wednesday 3 October 2012
Funny funny jokes of bunairyano in urdu in sms typing with funny voice
2 bunaryan pa manda jumat ta laral
Ist: shukar day che munz hum da jami sara oku
2nd: Ao kana yar... ka awodas mo kolo no jama ba rana shawe wa
Ist: shukar day che munz hum da jami sara oku
2nd: Ao kana yar... ka awodas mo kolo no jama ba rana shawe wa
Yao bunairay doctor la laro no doctor warta wail funny photos and funny sms typing
Yao bunaray doctor la laro Doctor ta wai Doctor saib: Taso khu mata we che shr time ki pa nahara lag game kawa nu sehat ba di kha she. Zama pa sehat khu es qisma tabdili na da ragale
Doctor warta we: taso sa game kawi?
Bonery warta wai za shar da munz na pas pa nahara bandi pa Nokia mobile ki maar wala game kom
Doctor warta we: taso sa game kawi?
Bonery warta wai za shar da munz na pas pa nahara bandi pa Nokia mobile ki maar wala game kom
A pathan after getting married pathan funny funny videos on this blog
Ek pathan kafi dair sai apna "Nikah nama" dekh raha tha
Wife nai tnag aa kar poocha
Kia dekh rahe ho
Pathan bola "Expiry date"dhoond raha hun
Saturday 29 September 2012
England sai aik pathan nai maa ki dead body bhegi live cricket tv and world cup twenty20
England sai ek pathan ne apni maa ki dead body Pakistan bheji
Jis kai sath letter tha k ama ki dead body apko mil gae ho gi
ama nai jo kapron kay uper 12 shirts pehni hean wo bhaiyon k lea
left hand mai jo Ghari hay Baji ke liye
Jo 50 socks kay joray pehnay hain wo sab keliye
Ama kay sirhanay kay nichay choklates ka takia hay to wo bachon keliye Ama kay balo mai jo poniyan hain wo choti keliye
& agar kisi aur cheez ki zaroorat ho to bta dena
Abba ka hallat bhi kharab hai
Sardar in exam and in urdu sms text message
Exam mai sawal aya K "challange" kisay kehtay hain
Sardar nai pura paper khali chor kar last page par likha
"mard ka bacha hai to pass kar kay dikha
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