pathan funny jokes in free sms text message,Pathan eak dafa bakra zibah karr raha tha

Pathan eak dafa bakra zibah karr raha tha Jab zibah karnay laga 
To confuse ho giya kai parhna kiya hay?
Ek lamha sochnay kai baad churi chalatay huway josh se bola
                                   HaPpY bIrThDaY t0 u

angraiz or pathan funny jokes, Angraiz pathan sai What is ur name ?

Angraiz pathan sai What is ur name ?

Pathan : Resspect flower

Angraiz : what

Pathan : Yara eak to aap ko eanglish bhi samj nahe aati 

                                                    Ezzat Gull

pathan funny question of urdu in sms mobile typing text message

Pathan se kisi ne pucha: Aqal bari hai ya bhens
Pathan thori dair sochnay kai baad: Hum ko pagal mat samjho 
Phlay dono ka date of birth btao

Aadmi funny sms in typing on going to hospital,Eak admi ki tang k ihadi toot gaye

Eak admi ki tang k ihadi toot gaye Hopital giya to wahan dossray aadmi ki dono tangay toti dkh kar bola 
                                    Kia aap ki 2 biwiyan hai

2 pathan funny sms text message,2 pathan pehli dafa umrah karnay gaye

2 pathan pehli dafa umrah karnay gaye
Dono khana kaba ka tuwaf kar rahay thay Asar ki azaan huwi 
Or dono bahir chalay gae masjid dhondnay

Hindu funny sms of hinduism,1 hindu road pe ja raha tha

1 hindu road pe ja raha tha ke pathan se takkar ho gai
Hindu : shamma cahta hun 
Pathan : shama to hum bhe chatay hain lekn is ka baap nahe manta

1 pathan nai khait mai gandam ugaye punjabi funny video and pathan funny jokes

        1 pathan nei apne kait me parindo sai tang aa kar putlay ki             
    jaga Iltaf bhi ki photo laga di ...........................................
Parinday phiclay saal jo gandam le gaye thay wo bhi wapis day                                
                                               gaye

Pathan funny joke in sms text message,Pathan bakhra zibah karne laga

Pathan bakhra zibah karne laga to confuse ho giya
kai parhna kiya hai ? Ek lamha sochnay kai baad 
churi chalatay huway josh sai bola
Happy birthday to you..!!!!!

The funny dailoges between a Pathan and a american

American: Can you swim?
Pathan : no 
American : Dog is better than you because it swims 
Pathan : Can you swim?
American: Yes why not
Pathan : What is the difference between you and dog
                                              Ge0 PaThAn 

Ek pathan aur panjabi ek shadi mai ek sath bethay huay thay

Ek shadi me pathan or panjabi ek sath beth gay chawal kai sath murgha bhi rakha hua tha chawal pathan ki taraf tha pathan nai os tray ko ghumaya or murgha apni taraf kiya
 Panjabi : kya kar rahe ho khan sab 
Pathan : da hendu bacheya khpe ye kable ta wi

A pathan after getting married pathan funny funny videos on this blog

Ek pathan kafi dair sai apna "Nikah nama" dekh raha tha

Wife nai tnag aa kar poocha 

Kia dekh rahe ho 

Pathan bola "Expiry date"dhoond raha hun