Funny sms in typing about toothpaste,Kya aap ke tooth paste mai namak hai ?

Kya aap ke tooth paste mai namak hai ?
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Agar hai to thori Haldi, Mirch or imli dal kar chtni kue nahe bana lete
Bruch kai sath break fast bhi ho gaye ga

pathan funny question of urdu in sms mobile typing text message

Pathan se kisi ne pucha: Aqal bari hai ya bhens
Pathan thori dair sochnay kai baad: Hum ko pagal mat samjho 
Phlay dono ka date of birth btao

Aadmi funny sms in typing on going to hospital,Eak admi ki tang k ihadi toot gaye

Eak admi ki tang k ihadi toot gaye Hopital giya to wahan dossray aadmi ki dono tangay toti dkh kar bola 
                                    Kia aap ki 2 biwiyan hai

2 pathan funny sms text message,2 pathan pehli dafa umrah karnay gaye

2 pathan pehli dafa umrah karnay gaye
Dono khana kaba ka tuwaf kar rahay thay Asar ki azaan huwi 
Or dono bahir chalay gae masjid dhondnay

Hindu funny sms of hinduism,1 hindu road pe ja raha tha

1 hindu road pe ja raha tha ke pathan se takkar ho gai
Hindu : shamma cahta hun 
Pathan : shama to hum bhe chatay hain lekn is ka baap nahe manta

1 pathan nai khait mai gandam ugaye punjabi funny video and pathan funny jokes

        1 pathan nei apne kait me parindo sai tang aa kar putlay ki             
    jaga Iltaf bhi ki photo laga di ...........................................
Parinday phiclay saal jo gandam le gaye thay wo bhi wapis day                                
                                               gaye

Pathan funny joke in sms text message,Pathan bakhra zibah karne laga

Pathan bakhra zibah karne laga to confuse ho giya
kai parhna kiya hai ? Ek lamha sochnay kai baad 
churi chalatay huway josh sai bola
Happy birthday to you..!!!!!