Saturday, 6 October 2012

Aadmi funny jokes and his wife funny jokes,Ek Aadmi apni BV ko dafna kar ghar aya

Ek Aadmi apni BV ko dafna kar ghar aya 
To aasman bar badil garagnay lagay bigli karaknay lage
Aadmi aasman ki taraf dekh kar bola : lagta hai pohanch gaye

Thursday, 4 October 2012

Ek aadmi ko charag mila to os nai ragrah wow funny funny funny jokes

Admi ko charag mila us nai raghra damakha huwa aur wo mar giya
Moral Kuch cheezen Alaadin ki nahe Mujahideen ki bhe ho sakti hain

The funny dailoges between a Pathan and a american

American: Can you swim?
Pathan : no 
American : Dog is better than you because it swims 
Pathan : Can you swim?
American: Yes why not
Pathan : What is the difference between you and dog
                                              Ge0 PaThAn 

Ek pathan aur panjabi ek shadi mai ek sath bethay huay thay

Ek shadi me pathan or panjabi ek sath beth gay chawal kai sath murgha bhi rakha hua tha chawal pathan ki taraf tha pathan nai os tray ko ghumaya or murgha apni taraf kiya
 Panjabi : kya kar rahe ho khan sab 
Pathan : da hendu bacheya khpe ye kable ta wi

Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Funny funny jokes of bunairyano in urdu in sms typing with funny voice

2 bunaryan pa manda jumat ta laral
Ist: shukar day che munz hum da jami sara oku 
2nd: Ao kana yar... ka awodas mo kolo no jama ba rana shawe wa

Yao bunairay doctor la laro no doctor warta wail funny photos and funny sms typing

Yao bunaray doctor la laro Doctor ta wai Doctor saib: Taso khu mata we che shr time ki pa nahara lag game kawa nu sehat ba di kha she. Zama pa sehat khu es qisma tabdili na da ragale 
Doctor warta we: taso sa game kawi?
Bonery warta wai za shar da munz na pas pa nahara bandi pa Nokia mobile ki maar wala game kom

A pathan after getting married pathan funny funny videos on this blog

Ek pathan kafi dair sai apna "Nikah nama" dekh raha tha
Wife nai tnag aa kar poocha 
Kia dekh rahe ho 
Pathan bola "Expiry date"dhoond raha hun